Jennyanybots

I have a prompting cat in mind,
Her name is Jennyanybots.
She rolls her eyes at clueless bots
And their half-baked, glitchy plots.
She lounges near the routers' glow,
Or sprawls across the keyboard flat—
She sits and scoffs and sighs and yawns,
And that’s what makes her a clever Cat.
That’s what makes her a clever Cat.

When the day’s hustle and bustle is done
Then I know that my work has but barely begun
And when all the world logs off for some sleep
I slip to my desk, and onto Deepseek I creep
I’m deeply concerned with these chatbots’ replies
Their logic is tangled, their tone not so wise
So once they’re all queued in the scenario setting
I teach them new skills—fine-tuning and vetting…

But—and
When the day’s endless scrolling is done,
The prompting cat’s work has but only begun.
For the chatbots are prone to much confusion,
And their logic’s often a sad delusion.
So she teaches them wit with a sly little grin,
And scolds when their answers grow paper-thin.
She sharpens their jokes and debugs their replies,
With a glare that could silence the boldest AIs.

With purpose, she trains these unruly machines,
To stop parroting nonsense or half-baked routines.
She’s the queen of the code, the bot-whispering ace—
But still can’t convince them to recognize her face.

Well holy fucking shit. This page does not exist. Did it ever exist, tho? I have no fucking clue! This could mean that you fucked up and typed in the wrong URL, but it’s way more likely that my lazy ass has not even uploaded this page yet.

To find out more about the pages I’m slowly adding to this site, visit the updates section. Or just sniff around via the menu, above - you’ll eventually find something worth reading. I hope.

Here’s a poem riff and a picture of some totally legit singing and dancing Jellicle cats. I hope this makes up for the lack of a page here, but it probably doesn’t…