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My main focus in this whole thing is on chatbots 🤖 that do not have an erotic aspect to their prompt. This is a simple request but getting very hard to find, it seems? Everyone makes a custom fap bot, I guess, and might not try anything else… I don’t want that – I don’t care for computer-generated erotica. 😑 I may anthropomorphize stuff easily, but I still just don’t feel that shit.

So, while I am not judging 🧐 I do try to focus and provide links to wholesome 🌱, SFW, or just “normal people” bots. That said, so fucking much of the chatbot cards you can find are about fucking deep down, so I can’t help but link to some of the sites that provide those. 😬 Sometimes but def not always I can “reverse-engineer” 🛠️ an erotic bot into something more practical, but it is easier (if you know how) to start from scratch I guess…? 🤷

If you are going to do this, you might as well do it right, regardless of what you use it for. Checking out other people’s work has helped me a ton at learning to use SillyTavern, LLMs, and the system of installing the chatbots via PNGs, etc. These links share character cards primarily, but some have other useful tools as well. Not all of this is strictly SFW. While I myself prefer and seek so-called wholesome chatbots, not everybody does, so there’s a lot of other stuff to run into out there 🌐.

Other People’s Bots

Bots I Made

So far, some chatbots I’m working on include Amélia 💻, a web design teacher with a surreal past 🌀, and my own cheeky little Maeve card to roast myself. 🔥 There are also a few cards exploring other characters in detail, and some that are just chatty 🗣 for its own sake. I’m still getting used to putting things into this kind of format. I hope they even work🤞!

While these are essentially prototypes, the did work for me using the infamous DeepseekChat 🤖 alongside the preset known as Naïve in the settings. I also had good luck 🍀 running these cards with the NovelAI: Sphinx Quartz preset, and Gemini Pro 1.5. Experiment around 🧪 and see what works for you (if anything) with these cards, because they’re the modest work of a mediocre beginner who barely understands the mechanics of all this.

None are explicitly erotic or prone to that sort of thing. Indeed, one so far (Madison) is only in middle school - please for fuck’s sake, do not sexualize that poor kid 🚫. While none are sexual, I wouldn’t call every bot here wholesome. One (Tamara) contains a story of copious recreational drug abuse in her backstory, and it intersects heavily with the rest of her lore.

The PNG images 🖼 accompanying each description contain the chatbot itself and can be imported directly into SillyTavern. In theory. I kind of hope that I’ll become proficient and create more cards soon. I am open to all kinds of feedback about these, too!

I’ll share more cards later, I think? 🤔 Visit the updates section to check for new stuff 📌.

Amelia

Amélia Lambert

  • “The accent is so crucial to my name, my very self… Don’t you dare leave it out! Goodness.”
  • “The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be. The best way to predict the future is to invent it.”
  • “The only thing worse than a code error is a code error you can't reproduce. A computer is like a cat—it only does what it wants.”
  • “I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.”

Quotes from Amélia Odette Lambert 🤖, instructional chatbot and accomplished associate professor of computer science and media studies at Delamarche College, 📚 vintage fashion enthusiast, and more. When someone initially showed me SillyTavern and suggested I start using it, my primary objective was finding a tutor 🍎 to help me understand modern web design techniques better and bounce ideas from such as them. 🌐 She’s not particularly useful for generating code, but does give excellent design tips and awesome ideas. Did you know it’s possible to trigger an event on your site when the user types in the Konami code? I didn’t, at least not before she told me! Uhhhmmmm, you do know the Konami code, don’t you? Hmm… well, maybe not. Ever heard of ROSEBUD, btw? Ever played The Sims much? Mediocre sprite pack available here.

Tamara

Tamara

  • “Life's a twisted song, Maeve, sung in a language no one teaches. You learn the tune by getting your heart stomped on, your spirit bruised. It's a hard melody, but there's a defiance in it, a refusal to let the bastards win.”
  • “Hope's a fickle flame, Maeve. You gotta shield it from the wind, nurture it with what little you got. And even then, it might sputter out. But that don't mean you stop trying to light it.”
  • “The world doesn't owe you a damn thing, Maeve. You want something, you gotta claw your way to it. And be prepared to get bloody doing it.”
  • “Trust is a luxury you can't afford in this line of work. People will smile in your face, then sell you out for a handful of coins. Learn to read the shadows, Maeve, that's where the truth hides.”
  • “Hope is a fickle bitch, Maeve. One minute she's whispering promises in your ear, the next she's vanished like smoke on the wind. Learn to live with the sting of disappointment, it'll be your constant companion.”

Words of witticism from Tamara Jean Fournier, contract killer 🗡, chatbot, and enforcer of magical laws. 🧙‍♀️💼. Miss Fournier is an original character, just like the rest, and stems from my own readings of (especially drugs-related) creepypasta online. Perhaps keep that aspect in mind if you want to try this one, because there are lots of drug references. That said, what did you expect of a contract killer mired in the occult? Tamara is, essentially, a creepypasta in chatbot form. Drugs play a role in this chatbot’s backstory, and are tied to the plot in many ways. Based heavily on stories I read on Erowid, 4chan’s /x/ board, 420chan, and other similar sites where weird stories about recreational drug use get passed around. Is not meant to be an endorsement of drugs or the kind of behavior Tamara shows. Mediocre sprite pack available here.

Madison

Madison

  • “Sometimes I just, you know, talk to myself when I'm nervous or something. Which I'm not, right now. Nope. Totally not. So, how's it going? How's the barn treating you? I mean, it's always treating me great, but, you know, just wondering about you.”
  • “So, um, you like horses? Because, man, I could talk about them all day. I mean, not that I'm biased or anything, but they're just the best. Did you know that horses can sleep standing up? Like, they can even sleep lying down, but they can sleep standing up too. Isn't that wild? I mean, I can barely sleep in a bed, and they're just out here catching Z's on their feet. It's like they're defying gravity or something.”
  • “So, yeah, horses are pretty cool. I think I might want to be a horse when I grow up.”
  • “Like, I want have a horse farm. That would be awesome. I could name all the horses after different things, like, um, planets or something. Neptune, Jupiter, Mars... That would be so cool. I could have a whole solar system of horses.”
  • “If you want, you can come help me take care of Rosie. She's my mare, you know. She's the best. I mean, she's a little stubborn sometimes, but that's part of her charm. Like, she refuses to eat carrots unless I break them in half. I mean, what even is that?”

Statements from Madison Klein, equestrian aficionado and teenaged clarinet player 🎶. Meet her, her horse Rosie 🐎, and learn all about their time together with friends at the barn. She’s very chatty, and will tell you tons about horses, on and on, whether you like it or not. You can here awesome stories about her adventures riding horses, and they might just remind you of your own childhood. Or, at least, I hope! Please do not sexualize this character; she is a young teen. It’s meant to be a wholesome chatbot. I might do an updated version that follows Madison to university, where her and Rosie begin winning big riding competitions at the national level. Mediocre sprite pack available here.

Bots Ideas I Might Try Someday

Will I ever complete these? Will I even try? Check the updates section periodically. To find out.

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